Oigo todos los lunes por la mañana a mi profesor de metodología de la programación exhortarme a confirmar que si alguien metiese variables "cosa" "caca" y comentarios raros o que esté mal documentado el Kernel Linux, todos se le echarían encima.
Bien, y sin embargo... se mueve.
He aquí la lista de los mejores comentarios que he encontrado, de momento:
- drivers/net/sunmhe.c (Tarjetas Sun Happy Meal, con chip BigMac)(Este archivo deberiais mirarlo).
- /* Welcome to Sun Microsystems, can I take your order please? */
- /* Would you like fries with that? */
- /* Anything else? */
- /* Fifty-two cents is your change, have a nice day. */
- /* We've tried everything. */
- /* Anything interesting happen? */
- /* Would you like to try our SMCC Delux? */
- /* Lettuce, tomato, buggy hardware (no extra charge)? */
- /* We have a special on GNU/Viking hardware bugs today. */
- /* Don't forget your vik_1137125_wa. Have a nice day. */
- /* We're consolidating our STB products, it's your lucky day. */
- /* Come back next week when we are "Sun Microelectronics". */
- /* Remember: "Different name, same old buggy as shit hardware." */
- /* Only Sun can take such nice parts and fuck up the programming interface like this. Good job guys...
- /* Welcome to Sun Microsystems, can I take your order please? */
- arch/sparc/kernel/ptrace.c
- /* Fuck me gently with a chainsaw... */
- /* Fuck me gently with a chainsaw... */
- drivers/char/rio/list.h
- /* Will God see it within his heart to forgive us for this thing that we have created? */
- lib/vsprintf.c:
- /* vsprintf.c -- Lars Wirzenius & Linus Torvalds. */
/* Wirzenius wrote this portably, Torvalds fucked it up :-) */
- /* vsprintf.c -- Lars Wirzenius & Linus Torvalds. */
- drivers/scsi/qlogicpti.h:
- /* Am I fucking pedantic or what? */
- /* Am I fucking pedantic or what? */
- drivers/scsi/esp.h:
- /* The HME is the biggest piece of shit I have ever seen. */
- /* The HME is the biggest piece of shit I have ever seen. */
- drivers/char/watchdog/shwdt.c:
- /* brain-damage, it's managed to fuck things up one step further.. */
- /* brain-damage, it's managed to fuck things up one step further.. */
- arch/sparc/kernel/process.c:
- /* fuck me plenty */
Ya paro, ya...